CAPE CANAVERAL - A meteorite as large as 4-1/2 feet in diameter smashed into the moon in September, producing the brightest flash of light ever seen from Earth, astronomers said.
Back off, meteorite. No one messes with our moon.
(Also, I wish I had happened to be looking at the moon when this occurred because the article says it lasted 8 seconds and was visible to the naked eye. I might have freaked out just a bit, but it would’ve been cool.)
Clearly the meteorite didn’t get the memo on which planet that moon was orbiting. That there’s Earth: home of the universe’s most dangerous sentient species. I mean. They strap wheels on a perpetually-exploding bomb and use that to travel around. Don’t even ask them how they get to space.
Now that everyone seems to be in agreement that chillwave is dead, turns out I actually made a trilogy of chillwave remixes. I found out about the scene really, really late (because I eat, breathe, and shit house music) and decided to try my hand at it…and by the time I got it right? The scene was over. Seems the gods want me to stick with house. Anyways, here’s the first of the three I did. I blame the death of chillwave on its ridiculous genre name. I always liked “underwater” better.